Who are you? What is your name?
May say who name is me?
ix may mash bops collector! Nee may things and bops have us.
Things ix important, things e mine!
NO TOUCH THINGS, THINGS E MINE!
May say name is V, searching for the Reverend.
Why do you never leave the house? What is out there?
THE DEAD OUTSIDEEEEEEEE SHHHHHHH
No may unallowed outside, mash people the dead outside.
They have heads of shark.
You speak of the “mash people”—who are they? What happens if they find you?
Hmmm mash people, damn mash people, mash people illicit dangerous.
They stealing things and bops! Things and bops may soosa not have them.
Mash people, poling in towns people, must go undersea where ought to be.
Nee may mash people not even believe in the reverend.
Who is The Reverend? Why are you searching for him?
Oh the reverend…
Only the reverend may save mash people, the reverend nee may fearless, untouchable, invincible!
THE REVEREND OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE REVEREND WISE IX WISE
THE REVEREND SAVE SAVE
THE REVEREND TRUST!!!
What do you remember about the world before? Or has it always been like this?
So you may story time? IX MAY STORY TIME?? STORY TIMEEEEEEE!!!!!
Mash people, the dead outside, to whomst they belonging to the undersea.
There ix be poling in towns people, but dangerous they ix. Mash people danger but only the reverend may save save if they so believe.
What is the most precious object you own? Why is it important to you?
Nee may not own this item, too special nay may loot.
THE GIFT.
Only the reverend most deserving.
But if the reverend doth say may, the reverend may bestow E on most deserving.
Might may say, one day ix may be gifted The Gift.
Do the others in the house believe as you do? Are they your family? Your followers? Your rivals?
Rivals? Followeres? Nay may say, we is sophissociete E we is.
We believing in the reverend. We believing in things and bops.
I may say believing in leader we must. He may find The Reverend.
The way you speak is different from the outside world. Why? Can you teach us a phrase from your world?
Nee may learning ibong words? Ah nay may say teaching time!
Nee may now understand?
May soosa? Ix may not intelligence enough to learn?
Hmm doth may say “Ibong!” when in celebration of The Reverend.
Do you remember a time before the cult? Before you lived this way? Or has this always been your reality?
Before mash bops? Nee ix may life before the reverend? Me ix cannot thinking of life before…
Me… me ix… prrressententationn… salaryyyyyy. No may! No may!
AHAPISHDOIANCIOAHFOAJPFFAOIXCAINCLOABIBCAOBXCL
Hm yes, coldsssss, creeeppyyyy, softttt the undersea where where ought to be.
There ix time mash people names calls; nitwits.
Me say very hurt when hearing ibong words, but may say believe in The Reverend now.
So I may save save. The reverend protection ix may.
If you could say one thing to the people outside, what would it be?
If doth say may celebration CNY mash bops gift many ang pows why so may soosa use monies for story play? THE REVEREND MUST IBONG TICKET SALES
V is a passionate, eccentric member of the chaotic Poly cult, obsessed with material possessions and the revered Reverend. With a mind that oscillates between devotion and paranoia, V believes that only the Reverend can save them from the mash people and the world outside. Caught in a desperate race for more things, V’s unwavering loyalty and quirky belief system make for an unforgettable, humorous character in this darkly comedic…until it literally drives you to madness!
Excerpt from the play:
Polygraph:
“You sat down, got impatient. Started tapping your feet. Tap tap tap tap tap. 50 beats per minute… What are you so impatient about? You’re not married. Not anymore at least. That ring mark is faded. I’m sorry ‘bout that, she must’ve been nice.”
Polygon:
“Let not you plow through the snow of mash people. For they are inveggers. Inveggers of thy womb. The flesh and the sword of shame.”
Polygamy:
“All these thoughts rush through me: What should I do? Should I leave her? Should I stay? Forgive? Forget? What? Death by spaghetti cutlery. On one hand, she’s right. I am always working. On the other hand, it’s wrong… right? People do get lonely.”
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